Here along the front range of the Rocky Mountains we have a few alternative newspapers available- you know, the kind not owned by Rupert Murdoch. They tend to be a bit Bohemian and consequently are shunned by righteous Dittoheads. Other parts of the country have them as well- college towns mostly. They cater to those of us who aren’t afraid to be known as liberals. These papers run a syndicated cartoon called This Modern World by a guy known as Tom Tomorrow.
Because of copyright issues, I’ll have to link to the site rather than paste an image.

thanks gaussling! that caused me chuckle.
You’ll be able to find my office door by looking for it.
My dear fellow- only the best for my friends from the North Coast.