Wow. I’m stunned. Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island- a rabid, bug-eyed dope fiend. Caught with wacky tabaccy. Should’a called her Mary Jane. Cripes, somebody call the skipper.
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DUI as a concept is a bad thing. Smoking boo won’t eventually contaminate drinking water. It’s not indistinguishable from placebo administration, either – and it doesn’t require a dire litany of “ichthyosis, projectile vomiting, laryngospasm, aplastic anemia, death. If any of these symptoms persist, consult your physician.”
Methinks Mary Ann spent slack time chewing kava root preparatory to a little afternoon delight with the Professor. Uncle Al may be a little slow re the left-hand scale. Is she indeed 66 cm tall? She looked taller in the TV series.