Global Cooling is upon us, setting new records for cumulative zero-sunspot days every succeeding day. The 2009 growing season will be short and cold. The Green Revolution will sputter, stall, and collapse. Famine will rule planet-wide and nobody will know what happened. Unpredictable! Global temperatures are independent of sunspots, the Maunder Minimum having been coincidence (as were all the other sunspot minima and concurrent dreadful global weather).
Contemporary bras use Nitinol wires to remember their shape. Terrorist possibilities are obvious. Homeland Severity alert!
You’ve got it easy. Here in Minneapolis-St. Paul, we’ve gone the whole month without getting above freezing. It’s only the fourth time on record (150+ years).
Hi John, I wake up every morning and thank myself for not accepting that job offer from the UP of Michigan. You poor sods on the border with Canada. I prefer the thin dry air.
Sheesh- The best way to learn the craft of Wopper making is to sign on to Burger King. It’ll be character building.
Looks like the Brits got hammered in the UK. Ten inches of snow shuts the country down. In Minnesota, 10″ of snow is just a minor dusting. The difference is that the Brits probably not well equipped for snow removal.
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Global Cooling is upon us, setting new records for cumulative zero-sunspot days every succeeding day. The 2009 growing season will be short and cold. The Green Revolution will sputter, stall, and collapse. Famine will rule planet-wide and nobody will know what happened. Unpredictable! Global temperatures are independent of sunspots, the Maunder Minimum having been coincidence (as were all the other sunspot minima and concurrent dreadful global weather).
Contemporary bras use Nitinol wires to remember their shape. Terrorist possibilities are obvious. Homeland Severity alert!
Hmmm…. Brrrr…. Is that what blogging is all about?
Actually you inspired me with the former post. Is there a website that will instruct me how to make a REAL whopper or Big Mac?
You’ve got it easy. Here in Minneapolis-St. Paul, we’ve gone the whole month without getting above freezing. It’s only the fourth time on record (150+ years).
Hi John, I wake up every morning and thank myself for not accepting that job offer from the UP of Michigan. You poor sods on the border with Canada. I prefer the thin dry air.
Sheesh- The best way to learn the craft of Wopper making is to sign on to Burger King. It’ll be character building.
Uncle Al is starting to frighten me. \;-)
Aren’t brass bras in cold weather banned by the Geneva Convention?Not that that really matters much, but…
Spoke too soon! On Saturday we got up to 46 F – tying the record for the day. Anybody know the HTML tags for wiping egg off my face?
Looks like the Brits got hammered in the UK. Ten inches of snow shuts the country down. In Minnesota, 10″ of snow is just a minor dusting. The difference is that the Brits probably not well equipped for snow removal.