How to follow directions-
- Look at the person
- Say ‘OK’
- Do it
How to do anything-
- Start at the beginning
- Proceed through the middle
- Stop when finished
How to save electrical energy-
- When leaving an area, Turn Off the Goddamned Lights!
I’ll confess that I am especially peevish about the last instruction.
What instructions do you have to share, dear reader?

How to clean up:
1. Look at the area that is in need of cleaning
2. Remember what it looked like before it was dirty
3. Make it look like that again
How to unload the dishwasher:
1. Pick up each individual piece of clean kitchenware
2. Put it in the place where look for it when you want to use it
Being a father to teenage boys is a heavy influence on these instructions.
Sorry I didn’t reply earlier, Morris, but I do like your list.