Guapo, Arizona. Journal of Interesting Constraints: Dark Matter (JICDM) Editor-in-Chief Prof. Ralph Huey of Poltroon University Physics Department (PU) has announced that he will be retiring from the Editor-in-Chief position after 12 years of service. Prof. Huey has been appointed to the Regent Registrar endowed chair at PU beginning in August, 2024.

JICDM is dedicated to the rapid communication of negative results and theoretical dead ends discovered in the field of dark matter. Scientists wishing to announce evidence-constrained research of dark matter/dark energy physics are invited to submit their manuscripts and vitae. A Journal of Interesting Constraints for both Quantum Gravity and String Theory are being contemplated with an announcement expected after the 2024 Nobel Prise awards are announced.

A poster session beginning at 2:00 PM highlighting Dr. Huey’s work in the field of Quantum Word Processing followed by a colloquium with guest speaker Professor Irwin Corey from the University of Kornhole, Kentucky, speaking on “Quantum Yarn Theory: The Burlap Model of Space-Time” in honor of Dr. Huey’s retirement from JICDM. The lecture begins at 4:00 PM, August 2, 2024 in the Timothy Leary Memorial Auditorium, Potato Science Building, Poltroon University. Open bar begins at 3:30.

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**Thanks to Sabine Hossenfelder for the interesting constraints idea.