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About gaussling

Gaussling is a senior scientist in the chemical business. He occasionally breaks glassware, spreads confusion and has been known to generate new forms of hazardous waste. Gaussling also digs aerospace, geology, and community theatre.

Chrysler Near Merger Deal with Polaris

Colonville, Michigan. A spokesman for the Chrysler company announced today that the Chrysler Corporation has completed a preliminary agreement with Polaris Corporation for the acquisition of the snowmobile manufacturer. Polaris, based in Grommet, PA, has previously announced planned layoffs from its state-of-the-art throttle grip plant.

“We view this as a win-win situation” said Polaris CEO Olivier Nuggoit. The extensive dealership network is viewed as a plus for the Polaris brand.

Not everyone is enthusiastic. Chrysler Dealer Association president Robert Vinton warned that dealers in the southern states fear that their snowmobile inventories would just sit in their show rooms and crowd out the latest automobile models.

“Not to worry” Nuggoit responded, “There will be substantial factory incentives for dealers along the Gulf coast and southwest”.

Chrysler stock rose 50 % in response to the news, from $0.40 to 0.$60 per share.

Safety Communication by Walking Around

For people who are working in the chemical process business, there is always the question of adequate information for the safe conduct of a process. How does one fold new process safety details into an organizational structure so as to gain the greatest benefit?

One method is to simply issue memos and rely on management SOP’s for enforcement.  This kind of passive distribution of information must compete with all the other channels of information flowing into the brains of coworkers. Memos that are badly written or bursting with details are sure to be poorly absorbed. Eventually, people cannot reliably digest additional information on top of an already complex task.

The word that always comes up is “communication”. True enough, but too often communication comes in the form of training which consists of a PowerPoint recitation to a passive audience. This is not training- it is a briefing.

Communication often manifests as a memo or as a new folder on some disk drive. Again, this is a passive form of communication that does not necessarily engage the recipient.

I think that effective safety communication requires “management by walking around”. If safety information arises that is critical, then what better way than to walk around and collect disciples of safety? Mobility and strength of personality can be far more effective than even the best memo, SOP, or policy. 

Much of specialized expertise resolves to a finite number of rules and specialized awareness on top of a foundation of more generic knowledge.  Specialized expertise may be difficult to acquire, but in practice it is of finite scope. An engaging and ebullient manager can help people absorb complex information by breaking it down into a hierarchy of pieces and rules. The practice of filing information into a folder and relying on people to go out and look for it is a poor substitute for active engagement.

Land of the Peckerwoods

One of the strangest phenomena that I am aware of is the matter of Po-folk republicans. You know, the folks who are the working dirt poor, but somehow are abidingly aligned with deep conservatism?  These folk are part of the masses who follow the GOP propaganda organs- Fox News and Rush Limbaugh. It is beyond my comprehension as to how people who are at the bottom of Ronald Reagan’s trickle down economics cascade can support policies that clearly give preference to the wealthy and to corporations. WTF???

So, what about the Land of the Peckerwoods? Margaret and Helen put it well-

Margaret dear, I need your help sorting all this out.   Rush Limbaugh has a daily audience of 14 million morons- give or take a few rednecks – Howard excluded of course.   So are we to believe that they all want Obama to fail?   Do I have that right?  I am a little confused by this recent turn of events because weren’t these the same peckerwoods who got so upset a  few years back when a famous country western singer told about 2,000 people at a concert in London that she was ashamed that George Bush was from her home state?  

Actually I believe her exact quote was, “Just so you know, we’re on the good side with y’all. We do not want this war, this violence, and we’re ashamed that the President of the United States is from Texas.”   If I am not mistaken, conservatives everywhere were enraged – albums were burned, death threats ensued.  It was treason.

 Well put, Helen dear. I have a lot to say about this topic as well, but much of it is dripping in bile.

Redoubt Volcano Continues to Show Activity

The Redoubt volcano is making its presence known. It has played havoc with some petroleum infrastructure (Drift River Oil Terminal) and has begun to dump ash. Lahar activity has flooded a runway and generally made a mess. The photos below do not show the volcano in a major eruption. Most of the AVO/USGS close up shots seem to be taken when the mountain is quiet.

Mud & debris flows from Redoubt (Photo AVO/USGS)

Mud & debris flows from Redoubt (Photo AVO/USGS)

North Flank of Redoubt 1-31-09 (Photo AVO/USGS)

North Flank of Redoubt 1-31-09 (Photo AVO/USGS)

Redoubt Eruption Plume from MTSAT (photo National Weather Service)

Redoubt Eruption Plume from MTSAT (photo National Weather Service)

Redoubt Fumaroles 1-31-09 (Photo AVO/USGS)
Redoubt Fumaroles 1-31-09 (Photo AVO/USGS)

For detailed information on the Redoubt Volcano and it’s ashfalls and other activity, click to the Alaska Volcano Observatory (AVO).

Software from Symyx

I was interested to learn that Symyx offers a chemical structure drawing package called Symyx Draw 3.1. Naturally, a company as deep into cheminformatics as Symyx is has much to offer in regard to data management. The company offers a large variety of software packages. Unfortunately, I was unable to get any pricing information straight off the web. They require that you contact them for a quotation. Having been in sales, I understand the reasons for this, but it is still less than convenient.

It would be interesting to hear from readers who have used Symyx Draw do a compare and contrast with ChemDraw.

The lab as a shop

Just sent multiple kgs of a rare earth reagent out the door. It may have been one of the larger scaleups of this stuff. I hope it does the job for the customer. Meeting certain specs turned out to be more difficult and time consuming that I had anticipated. But getting it certed and shipped is quite satisfying.

Lots of new projects in the shop for examination and custom synthesis. Some process safety tests, some analytical development, and some synthesis. It’s a good mix and quite diverse in chemical elements.

No business like show business

Just got the call from the director. My audition for a part in a local play was successful. Good god. What have I done?

Doing live theater is a real kick. It has to be seamless and on cue every time. One of the perks is partying with the other actors after a show. The only bummer is striking the set when it is all over.

What I find difficult is memorizing my lines and the cues from the other parts. After a career of chemical structures and learning rules and generalizations and applying them to problems, I find that rote memorization of detailed text is contrary to my learning style. Thus, it takes considerable and concerted effort to commit large tracts of text into memory. The sticky part the first time was the process of coming to this realization.

Thoughts on the Panic of 2008

While the congress and the various media are grinding their battle axes and taking swings at each other, I hope that we all remember that the absence of suitable regulations on the financial markets is really not the cause of the Panic of 2008. The cause of this trainwreck can be found in the practices and mindsets of certain elite players in the market. This is a pathology of the marketplace, our culture, and ultimately, of human behavior.  

Blaming government for the excesses of the market is like blaming your doctor for your riotous and drunken merrymaking.  In the end, the participants in this orgiastic financial frenzy should be called to account for themselves in front of something like an angry mob. The rest of the herd needs to cull the troublesome members, either through the courts or through social stigma like excommunication or shame.

Obviously, the government was asleep at the wheel in its regulatory duties. But to some extent it was plainly maneuvered out of the way of Wall Street.  While we are hurling epithets at congress, we should not forget that the boards of directors and executives of the troubled corporations have neglected their fiduciary responsibilities to the shareholders. These are the same smug bastards who will hammer you if you miss a mortgage payment. Surely they should be held to a similar accountability as a mortgagee.

As long as we are considering accountability, the show business component of this is the broadcast media (the Fourth Estate). The commercialization and show business aspect of news reporting can only lead to structural biases that favor the needs of the corporation. If news and commentary is regarded as entertainment (ie., Mad Money, Rush Limbaugh, etc), then it is inevitable that it will be conducted like any other carnival enterprise- it becomes a traveling freakshow meant to attract the eyes of a gawking but uncritical public.

It is not in the nature of corporate governance to accept divisions that are not profitable. Important but dry news will be replaced with anything that meets the definition of “compelling”.  Panem et circenses. Celebrity becomes a credential and the drama of controversy becomes more important than the particulars of the case.

If the information feedback loop to other members of the marketplace is filtered by self-serving players, then the equilibrium is fundamentally shifted in favor of the owners of the filter. Inescapably, the broadcast media are part of this whole Panic phenomenon.

Bat flys to that big belfry in the sky

Pity Brian the Bat. This innocent winged creature just wanted a place to rest. Unfortunately, he chose to rest upon the liquid fuel tank of the Space Shuttle Discovery prior to liftoff. Brian was last seen clinging to the shuttle as it cleared the tower during launch into the night sky.

Brian Bat resting on Shuttle Discovery. NASA Photo.

Brian Bat resting on Shuttle Discovery. NASA Photo.

It is not known how far Brian rode the spacecraft. NASA speculates that Brian was blown into the exhaust plume shortly after clearing the launch tower and fried to a crisp. The acoustic energy on the exterior of the shuttle during launch is around 149 db. The little bugger was surely stunned by the noise.

The Brian Bat foundation has been started in its honor (wink wink, nod nod). I’m sure that all people of goodwill will contribute to memory of this hapless fellow.