Category Archives: Arts & Entertainment

Home Theater

Th’ Gausslings basement is slowly being transformed into a home theater. I patched together a $450 Epson projector with a $38 DVD player and an old stereo with a faulty CD unit that had fallen into disuse to give a system that throws a decent image.  Once I put up the screen I scavenged from some inlaws, the image quality and brightness will improve a bit. But as it stands, the image brightness and resolution on a clean and smooth wall are certainly passable.

Now that the components have been assembled, I’ll begin to put up curtains, seating, and masking to isolate the image from the unused raster from the projector.  In order to conserve the lamp lifetime, I’ll avoid connecting video feed from the satellite TV system to slow the accumulation of hours on the projector lamp.

One thing that burns my a** is having to pay for excess capacity. A bit of hillbilly engineering provides a rudimentary but serviceable system. Used theater seats can be found on the internet for $100-300 each. A theater space can be partitioned off with adjustable hanging curtains to provide a dark viewing environment and beneficial acoustics.

Tripping the Web Fantastic

First, my apologies to John Milton for my self-indulgent bastardization of a line of his prose.

Gaussling’s TOE (theory of everything) suggests that the universe will continue to exist until every strange occurrence that can happen, will happen. Perhaps the Hindu’s thought of this first … I don’t know. Anyway, we are one bit of strangeness closer to doom now that Snoop Dogg and Buzz Aldrin have cut a hip hop song. If I weren’t too cheap to pay for a download, I’d comment further on it.

Roger Ebert has captured the words I have been searching for to describe Bill O’Reilly and his ilk. My hat is off to Mr. Ebert for getting it right.  I think it is time to thin out the herd.

Eruption of Sarychev Volcano as seen from ISS

Eruption of Sarychev Volcano as seen from ISS

The photo above is from Nasa’s Earth Observatory web site and was taken by an ISS astronaut. Note the whitish pyroclastic flow radiating to the 5 o’clock direction. The Sarychev volcano is located on the Kuril Islands north of Japan.

Opening Night

The opening night production of Beets went quite well. The house was packed and the cast & crew rose to the occasion.  The audience was quite responsive to the script and as a result we found out where the real laugh lines were. The trick to acting is to lift a 1 dimensional string of characters from a page and give them depth and color.

The only production snag was with the house lights. For some reason the software wasn’t able to call for the house lights to dim. The lighting guy opened the door of an obscure closet in the vaudeville-era backstage to reveal a glowing, LED festooned, 6 ft tower of computerized widgetry. Working feverishly and with green pinpoints of light reflecting off his smudged bifocals (a la Dave Bowman), he finally toggled the right button and got the house lights to darken. Otherwise the software-driven lights and sound worked well.

I wasn’t nervous until 15 minutes before showtime. Standing in the wings I tried to recite my lines in my head, but just couldn’t summon them from the turbid depths. I don’t mind sayin’, this was a distressing development. But after I walked on stage the lines came on cue and we got the thing done.

From the comments at the reception after the show it was apparent that the audience understood the story and were emotionally drawn into it. For two hours we suspended reality and had a shared experience. This is the goal of the writer, director, cast, and crew. When it works it is an amazing thing.

Hot Stage at 7 PM

Hard to believe- our show starts in just a few hours. I’ve given my 2 comp tickets to family. Folks are forkin’ over real money to sit and watch us do this thing. Ticket sales have been strong, so everyone is jazzed. If anything, the cast is a bit over rehearsed. We’re happy just to get the thing going. The sound and lighting cues are set.

Th’ Gaussling plays a sugar beet farmer, which ain’t much of a stretch, havin’ growed up on an Iowa hog and corn farm. Turns out that my step-mother grew up on a beet farm in this area and is aware of the Greeley WWII POW camp’s location. There were supposedly ~155 POW camps in the US by the end of the war.

Beets Poster

It is a decent story and certainly makes for a good dramatic situation. My part is a minor role, though I am in 5 scenes. In terms of the storytelling, my character is a device contrived by the writer to make sure that certain information gets on the table so the audience can get the facts and circumstances in context. This is part of the playwriters craft that I had failed to appreciate previously.

It is a good play and I am lucky to have been a part of it. Quiet backstage!

The Venue

This morning we moved our set into the theatre that we will be performing in for the next two weekends. This is my first acting performance in a decent theatre. It has clean dressing rooms below the stage and reasonably up-to-date lighting and sound capability. The theatre seats 400 and has been well refurbished over the last few years.

We have a tech crew running the lights and sound, a props & costume crew for scene changes, a makeup person, a set builder, and a few other gofers who handle the 10,000 details. All we have to do is remember our lines and avoid falling into the orchestra pit. The lead character has been sick for the last 10 days, so the producers have been nervous. He is a quantum computing physicist who happens to dig acting. The physicist gets the girl. The chemist gets to shout at people and whittle.

Last friday’s local paper featured a full page closeup of me, Th’ Gaussling, hamming it up on stage. Mother of pearl! Today’s thrill of standing on the set and looking into the auditorium was soon replaced by waves of nausea at the realization that this thing is really going to happen. Holy smokes. What have I done?

NCC 1701

“To boldly go …”.  The worlds most famous split infinitive lives on. Better yet, tatted Romulan skinheads bring doomsday to a theater near you.  To the delight of Trekkies everywhere, the latest incarnation of the Star Trek franchise was just released. Clearly, it was designed  for the Yuppy Trekkie crowd of viewers who were assimilated decades ago into the original Star Trek setting.

Rather than introducing a new crew of characters with a new set of quirks and dynamics, this movie sets the stage for the original cast and crew. The time setting of this episode puts it between Star Trek: Enterprise and the original TV series. The movie is well cast with strong character conformance with the original crew.

The stark difference between this production of Star Trek and the original made-for-TV series is the highly engineered style of film making. The cinematography and editing are best described as frenetic and delerious. Decades of television production are recorded via standard sound stage cinematographic sensibilities where the cameras are firmly planted to dollies castering around on a flat surface. Perfect focus and reference frame squareness and stability were as consistent as the print on a dollar bill.

In this production of Star Trek the camera is an extension of the viewers senses rather than just a means of recording scenes. It’s use is meant to amplify and focus the confusion and danger of the scene. Closely framed scenes of objects in wreckless motion, off-focus shots, and obtuse tilt angles bring the action past your retina and into your brainstem. It is quite effective.

And yes, Kirk suffers from chronic lackanookyitis. He does get a bit of technicolor action, but it is only slightly more racey than the classic shot of him pulling on his boots after a romantic encounter. If you see the movie with your mother, sunday school teacher, or kids it is unlikely that anyone will be too embarrassed.

I attended with a quantum physicist friend and we agreed that some of the physics was deeply flawed. Scotty’s cabbage creature friend was odd and the ending was less than satisfying. Nonetheless, I would rate this movie a strong thumbs up and most preferably viewed in a decent theater with a big screen.

No Business Like Show Business

Th’ Gaussling has a minor part in a play produced by a local community theatre group. Opening night is May 22, so the pucker factor is presently in überdrive. I’m in 5 scenes, one of which involves some shouting and pushing. Lots of opportunities to goof up. I play a farmer, so I get to do my Fess Parker accent and country mannerisms.

Rehearsals are getting pretty intense. This is the first time this play has been performed, a fact that is both good and bad. We have the blocking in place and most everyone knows their lines. Now it is just a matter of refining the performance.  A mark of an experienced actor is the ability to recover seamlessly from mangled lines. I’m not as far from that ideal as I used to be.

This is Th’ Gaussling’s 2nd production. My acting isn’t terrible, exactly. Folks are polite with me, at least to my face. I can perform certain kinds of parts acceptably. I’m more like a Slim Pickens than a George Clooney.

Putting on a good show is much more difficult that it might seem. I do it for personal growth and the satisfaction of pulling off a good performance. It is wildly outside my normal activity and is a good outlet for nervous energy.

Compared to What?

Big confusion settled here for Th’ Gaussling. What I had always believed was a Gil Scott-Heron piece was actually Les McCann performing a Eugene McDaniels song. Here is a link to a track from Montreaux in 1969. Not the highest quality recording, but a great tune nontheless.

Jeff Beck and Eric Clapton have a version that is competent, but lacks the spark that McCann put on it. It really should be delivered as an edgy piece and the Beck/Clapton version with vocalist Doyle Bramhall lacks the anger that makes the song. It is a protest song after all.

The Taylor Hicks version is not worthy of comment.

[I fixed the Link to Les McCann- sorry!]

What?

A business acquaintance recently said that his 10 year old son wanted to be an entertainment industry lawyer. What the …? Young Poindexter will be going to beach parties with busty young starlets when I’m in the old folks home with moss growing on my north side. Sigh.

Buddy Holly

I was a grubby little 18 month old Iowa farm toddler, eating dirt and tripping over cow pies when Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper augered into a frozen cornfield near Clear Lake, in northern Iowa. The date was February 3rd, 1959.

The pilot, 21 year old Roger Peterson, took off at 1 AM in light snow flying a 1947 Beechcraft Bonanza. A few minutes later, the aircraft impacted the ground at high speed a few miles from the airport, killing all aboard.  Tommy Allsup and Waylon Jennings, Holly’s backup musicians, were supposed to be on board the plane with Holly. But at the last minute they were pursuaded to give up their seats.

Last night, on the 50th anniversary of the untimely death of Buddy Holly, we went to a dinner theater production of the Buddy Holly Story. It turned out to be quite entertaining. I say “turned out” because in truth I’m not much of a 50’s music fan. Being a serial doofus in the area of music, I didn’t realize that Holly was such a prolific song writer. Wasn’t paying attention.

On a side note, a Beechcraft Bonanza has been flown underneath the Eiffel Tower. It is hard to imagine that permission was given, much less, an insurance policy.