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What’s with Product Expiration Dates?

Being a dopamine addict with a persistent Fear of Missing Out (FOMO), I spend far too much time scrolling on social media. Today I ran into a thread about the shelf-life of American distilled liquors in Canada. It seems that the Canucks find themselves heavy with American distilled spirits after the decision to stop their sales in Canada.

The question was about the shelf life of distilled spirits, particularly Kentucky Whiskeys, etc. There is much hand wringing by Canadian liquor store owners in the frozen north. What are they to do with expired liquors which they have or will have in abundance?

Whiskey (or equivalently “Whisky”) is substantially comprised of ethanol and water. Flavor components include esters, aldehydes, ketones, phenols, and other organic molecules. Distilled and concentrated ethanol, such as Everclear, is diluted to the desired proof and then stored in wooded barrels. The much-praised aging process is really about extracting flavor chemicals from the charred wood of the barrel.

Of copper and sulfur

The aggrandized folksy-woodsy wisdom of the distillers of whiskey is a trifle exaggerated. The use of copper stills is often trotted out to convince the public there is closely guarded secret knowledge in the production of whiskey. According to this link, the use of copper in distillation equipment early was largely due to the availability and ease of shaping and forming copper in the fabrication of distillation equipment. Additionally, copper has truly excellent heat conductivity which aids in both heating and cooling. Our friend, Mr Google, says that copper absorbs the sulfur fermentation components from the fermented mash. Well, copper and sulfur do have mutual attraction as evidenced in copper minerals and ores. It is reasonable to expect some amount of contamination of copper surfaces by sulfur containing components. On basic principles, with exposure to heat, air and sulfur, the copper surfaces can also be expected to be passivated eventually, reducing effectiveness in sulfur removal. To date I’ve heard nothing about this.

Back to regularly scheduled programming

The industry I spent most of my career was specialty chemicals. We used organic solvents exclusively. The word “organic” just means carbon-based. The question of shelf-life was rarely a riddle we needed to noodle through because of rapid turnover. We did take storage precautions with ethereal solvents because of the well-known peroxide hazard.

Some bacteria are aerobic, requiring oxygen to survive. Others may be strict anaerobes, growing only in the absence of oxygen. Others may be facultative meaning that they can grow with or without oxygen. Bacteria can be in a vegetative state meaning that they ae actively growing and reproducing cells. Some bacteria are spore forming meaning that they can enter a dormant state, reactivating when environmental conditions are right. In general, vegetative bacteria are active and spores are inactive. Vegetative bacteria can be killed with heat, chemicals or radiation. Spores are partially dehydrated and resistant to heat, chemicals or radiation.

Both the vegetative and spore forms of bacteria can reside in liquids, surfaces, on biological tissues or in suspended droplets in the air. Freshly pasteurized milk can be contaminated with bacteria only to start the growth cycle again. Such contamination can come from packaging equipment, empty packaging containers, or by sloppy handling by workers. In our plant, milk packaging was sanitized with a quick spray of hydrogen peroxide prior to filling. But hydrogen peroxide isn’t a universally potent sterilization food grade chemical. We once had bacterial contamination getting into our fluid milk after packaging. It puzzled everyone but me. At the time I was enrolled in undergraduate microbiology and was familiar with Pseudomonas aeruginosa. This organism forms blue colored colonies and released a fruity, not unpleasant odor.

In the dairy lab, we routinely plated all products in agar petri dishes at 15 process minute intervals and incubated them. Suddenly that day we were finding green colored plates, but with the sweet P. aeruginosa odor. Then I realized that blue bacteria mixed in with yellow agar would appear green. I borrowed some specialized growth media from the university for clinching the identity and we nailed it: P. aeruginosa was only weakly pathogenic, limited to the sick and the elderly. We disposed of the contaminated stretch of the production run and sanitized very aggressively. This solved the problem. Better living through science. However, I quickly received a vigorous tongue lashing from the plant manager for using advice and specific growth media from my micro professor. Still, we solved the problem, haha.

Shelf-life or product expiration depends entirely on the particulars of any given substance. For instance, ethers in general may have a shorter shelf-life than hydrocarbons due to organic peroxide formation. This is especially true if the container has been opened and air exposure has occurred. Remember that peroxide quenching additives like BHT are stoichiometric in their function and may be consumed to exhaustion over time by air infiltration.

There is expiration due to microbial growth including bacteria, yeasts and mold, as well as chemical degradation of substances. Then there is expiration due to liability containment where a producer won’t guarantee quality indefinitely. Instead, the producer may use a tried-and-true in-house approach or SOP defining some arbitrarily chosen, rounded number period like 3 or 6 months, 1 year or longer. The food industry settles on freshness dates based on knowledge of their product aging data. Over time a food item may naturally become inedible or unattractive in appearance for several reasons. This is easier to measure.

Dairy product expiration

For instance, in the dairy processing plant all products had a labeled expiration date. Milk should be safe to drink up to 1-week past code date, but only if it hasn’t been allowed to warm to room temp (rt) by sitting out. The shelf-life dropped to about 1 day if it did warm to rt. Regular homogenized milk (homo) requiring refrigeration is not sterile. The ordinary short time, high temperature pasteurization process does not aim for zero viable bacteria. Milk labeled Ultra Pasteurized is sterile. Our rule of thumb at the time was that once the bacteria loading went past 2000 bacteria per milliliter of milk, an off flavor can be detected and the milk should be discarded, at least for matters of flavor. Bacterial infection and illness from milk is scarce today since pasteurization came into use.

What I learned in the dairy lab analyzing milk products for quality control of products like skim, 1, 2, and 4 % homogenized fluid milk, sour cream, cottage cheese, juices, and novelty dairy-fat items was that making cheese is no great mystery. Cheese is inevitable. Let milk sit around at room temp and it will eventually turn into cheese and whey from naturally occurring microorganisms in the neighborhood. However, it is unlikely to taste good.

Chemical-based expiration

The aging of products by purely chemical transformations is quite different from microbial aging. Microbial aging involves uncontrolled, but self-limiting, growth rates of the microorganisms which follow an s-curve. The s-curve shows that microbial aging begins slowly but soon enters the “log phase” characterized by exponential population growth. The log phase doesn’t last forever, though. Soon population growth levels off as nutrients are consumed and general growth conditions deteriorate. The loss of further nutrients leads to eventual death of the colony.

Source: Wikipedia. The microbial growth curve.

Chemical aging is a kinetic phenomenon depending on initial concentrations, temperature, time, and a rate constant This means in principle that the chemical composition of the material can be predicted, extrapolated or interpolated mathematically. Microbial growth is a population change following a logarithmic growth curve leading to a population plateau. Here, the growth rate and the death rate become equivalent. Theoretical growth might approach an asymptote, given sufficient nutrients, removal of deleterious waste products and room to grow.

An asymptotic decay or growth curve means that the slope of the curve over time never flattens exactly to zero– only closer and closer –approaching some limit. It only approaches a maximum or minimum depending on the data being observed. Sometimes the loss of the product is followed by either the product concentration itself or by following the appearance of its decay product. Here, the sensitivity of the measuring equipment may come into play with detection limits. To deal with asymptotic decay or growth, a time constant (tau) is determined. Tau is useful in several contexts including radioactive decay and chemical change or decomposition.

In generalized chemical product decay, decomposition rates will depend on the decay mechanism. Is the decomposition dependent only on the initial concentration and the decay rate of a single component. This is first-order decay with dependence on the concentration of a single component, In regard to the shelf-life of a product, a single component product decays without interaction with other components. This kind of product quality loss would produce an asymptotic decay curve, approaching but never reaching some limit.

Whereas first-order decay depends on external factors like temperature and other product components, the zeroth-order decay of a radioactive source is independent of influences external to the nucleus. Radioactive decay produces beautiful decay curves.

Time constants.

When a substance or product (like a capacitor) produces an exponential decay curve, the line between acceptable quality and unacceptable must be drawn according to the business externality of specifications. In determining the shelf-life by chemical (or biochemical) decay/decomposition, because of the exponential nature of the decay process, the time constant of the property causing decay can be used to decide how long it takes to decompose down to some minimum acceptable level.

The short answer about time constants is the time it takes the quality indicator measurement to fall by 37%. I say quality indicator because the first-order decay of something may not actually be measurable easily and cheaply. The decaying component may have a large influence in some bulk property that determines the overall quality and marketability of the product. Good quality control requires the use of measurable and reliable indicators.

Source: Wikipedia. A decay curve showing time constant numbers vs decaying quantity.

For example, if the time constant of a material is 100 days, the remaining ~63 % after 100 days will decay by 37% in another 100 days and so on until you’ve gotten to some acceptable % levels, where acceptable in the business sense means above the level needed to drop out of specifications.

The decay of an isolated electrostatic charge follows an exponential curve according to a time constant. How many time constant periods must one wait for the static charge to decay to a safe level or near zero? The answer I’ve read for electrostatic charge is 5-time constants, tau Ï„. As can be seen below, 5Ï„ time periods takes you down to within 0.7 % of the theoretical result.

A Google search of a safe number of tau periods gave the numbers below.

  • 1Ï„: Reaches ~63.2% of final value (or drops to ~37%).
  • 2Ï„: Reaches ~86.5% of final value (or drops to ~13.5%).
  • 3Ï„: Reaches ~95% of final value (or drops to ~5%).
  • 4Ï„: Reaches ~98% of final value (or drops to ~2%).
  • 5Ï„: Reaches ~99.3% of final value (or drops to ~1%).

General Use: 5Ï„ (99% settled) is a common benchmark for “good enough”.

High Precision (ADCs, etc.): 8Ï„ or more ensures minimal error.

Specific Events: If you just need a quick response, 1-2Ï„ might suffice. 

A Google or other search on the topic of “time constants” will provide a proper mathematical justification of this value.

Determining shelf life with time constants

Following the percentages, barring other factors, a product shelf life of xτ where x is the number taking you to minimum acceptable decay/decomposition. Added on top of this may be company policy or requirements of the customers. If only a single τ takes the product below specs, then a producer may have to rethink the value of x or make better product.

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Cheese Happens

Dislaimer: I am not a food science guy and I have no formal training in dairy science. However, I worked in a dairy processing plant as a lab tech for three years and picked up a few things. This is my perspective from the manufacturing side.

Having worked in a dairy processing plant, I learned that there is no mystery to how cheese was invented/discovered. Just let milk sit unrefrigerated for a few days and it will clabber up. Stray bacteria, yeasts and mold spores are in the air and breath everywhere and many, if not most, are capable of feeding on the milk. In doing so, acids may be produced which will denature and unravel the proteins and bring them out of solution as a solid. Many microorganisms can ferment milk, but that is not to say that the cheese will be desirable or even edible. Before refrigeration, cheese was inevitable. Even with refrigeration cheese will happen, only a bit slower. Be one with the cheese.

As an undergraduate, lo these many years ago, I spent a few years working in the QC lab of a diary processing plant. My job was to perform certain analytical and microbial quality control procedures on the many products the plant manufactured. We produced fluid milk, cottage cheese, sour cream, whipping cream, half-and-half, single serving dairy creamers, a flavored shake product, orange juice, and flavored novelty beverages for kids. We packaged under our brand as well as for other brands.

People are very particular about their milk. Chunky milk sets off alarm bells for most of us. Many people dump their milk at the expiration date. Unless the milk has been allowed to warm up to room temperature or it has been contaminated, it should be good for another week. The expiration date is when the producer’s guarantee of freshness expires, not when it will go bad. Encountering pathogens in milk is comparatively rare these days.

The input of milk to the plant was in the form of raw milk straight from the farms by way of shiny stainless steel tanker trucks. We would receive 2-3 6000 gallon tankers per day. If we rejected a tanker, there always seemed to be another plant nearby that would take it. Rejections, which were few, were usually due to off-flavors picked up from the farm or it was high in coliforms.

Before the milk was unloaded it had to be tested. First, the receiving operator would insert an agitator into the tanker manway and stir the raw milk to mix the cream back into the milk. He would then use a stainless steel dipper and pull out a sample for the first tests. The temperature of the tank load would be taken, then the sample would be thermostatted to a specified temperature. At this point he would take a mouth full and approve it for taste and odor. This is called an organoleptic, or taste, test. He claimed to be able to detect the odor or taste of the cow (cowy), the barn (barny), grass (grassy), and certain weeds (weedy) in the cows diet. I have never been an enthusiastic milk drinker and having an aversion to tasting raw milk, I never took the opportunity to verify these flavors.

A twirl pack. Image from the interwebs.

He would then place a sample in a twirl pack, label it and send it to the lab for approval. There were several tests it had to pass before approval could be made. The % solids had to be above a particular value. To do this test, we would pipette a specified volume of raw milk onto an absorbent fiberglass pad and cover it with another. Then into the microwave it goes. The microwave had a built-in electronic balance so it would readout the % solids directly after drying. This is done to detect shipments that had been diluted with water. Milk was bought and sold by the pound or hundred weight and it was not unknown for farmers in the past to “extend” the weight of their milk production with water.

The pH of the milk was taken as a cross check to be sure that fermentation wasn’t underway. When milk ferments, it gradually becomes more acidic and will keep going until the acid inhibits further growth. In days past it was not unknown for farmers to neutralize fermenting milk with NaOH or some other base. While this could put the pH back where it should be, it would affect the % solids and the flavor. It was a trick of last resort.

The raw milk sample was also tested for beta-lactam antibiotics by two methods before approving the tanker. Cows were prone to getting mastitis from an aggressive milking schedule. Excessive dosing of dairy cattle with antibiotics to get them back into production could lead to antibiotics showing up in the milk. The state regulators watched this closely.

We used a standard disk assay method looking for inhibition in the growth of bacillus stearothermophilus spores suspended in agar growth media (it has been renamed Geobacillus). A small disk of filter paper wetted with a milk sample was placed on a petri dish of B. stearothermophilus spores in agar was warmed for 3-4 hours at 50 to 60 C. A positive result would appear as an inhibition ring around the disk indicating suppressed microbial growth. This was always compared with a disk spiked with a standard. A positive result would be recorded if the inhibition ring around the sample was larger than the ring around the standard. This test took a bit of time so it was used mainly as a cross check for the “Charm” test.

A faster test for beta-lactam antibiotics was the Charm test. This test used a radiolabeled reagent that would indicate the presence of beta-lactam antibiotics in a test sample. The sample was placed on a planchet which was heated to dryness and then put in a radiation counter for a set period of time. The turnaround time was ~15-20 minutes. This allowed for faster approval. From a Google search, it doesn’t appear that this version of a Charm test is now in service. It appears that a test strip can be used instead.

In the dairy business the fat content of milk is very important. It is a milk component that can be isolated and used to produce high margin products like ice cream, novelties, whipping cream, coffee cream and half-and-half. Every day there is a milk fat budget that you must work within. Regular drinking milk, sometimes called fluid milk, is graded into fat content categories. There is 0.5 %, 1 %, 2 %, and what we referred to as “homo”, referring to homogenized, regular 4 %. All of the fluid milk is homogenized.

Babcock bottles for volumetric dairy fat analysis. Weber Scientific, https://www.weberscientific.com/babcock-test-bottles-weber

Once the raw milk is approved, it must be altered in a few ways to make it shelf stable and presentable. The more equipment milk passes through, the more chance there is to give it an off-flavor. It is homogenized to produce a uniform, stable dispersion. This prevents the milk from separating on storage to form a cream layer on top. Many people like having the cream separate from the milk, however.

Early in the processing is the centrifugation step. Our plant had a centrifuge (“separator”) that would separate any solids present in the raw milk The centrifuge consisted of a stack of spinning conical plates that separated the cream as well as any solids present. The solids included cow hair, cellular matter, and dirt- stuff that you don’t want to dwell on. The fat content of milk skimmed in this way could be precisely controlled and operated on a continuous basis.

Graphic from: https://books.lib.uoguelph.ca/dairyscienceandtechnologyebook/chapter/clarification-and-cream-separation/

From the manufacturing point of view, processing and packaging an inhomogeneous mixture is a quality control problem. First, a continuous flow process works better if the composition of the material is uniform. Making sure that every customer gets their fair share of quality, creamy milk is important for making happy customers. Second, if the fluid milk composition is variable over time, it is hard to guarantee that you will recover enough of the valuable cream you want to divert for other products yet produce consistent fluid milk. In milk processing, consistency is everything.

Homogenization of milk can be done in a couple of ways, but they all share the process of shearing a 2-phase liquid. A jet of milk can be aimed at a stationary plate. The shear in the fluid at impact can break up the fat globules into a smaller size to give a stable suspension. The more popular method is to apply shear by forcing the milk through very small openings at high pressure. Shearing a liquid is a stretching action on a parcel of the fat leading to dispersal of the fat globules into smaller droplets and better dispersion.

A single stage homogenizer. Image from- https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fsufs.2020.593259/full

At some point milk producers discovered that there was a market for low fat milk. Producers were happy to expand into this market because it would bring diet-conscious customers back into consuming fluid milk. Milk was commoditized long ago so there are many competitors out there grasping for your dairy dollars. For producers, low fat milk is an opportunity to direct excess dairy fat into more profitable products while keeping the volume in fluid milk sales up. A steady flow of commodity product is always a good thing for a business.

In production, milk fat content is something that has to be carefully managed. X pounds of dairy fat come into the plant every day and X (minus losses) pounds go out as product. You want to produce as much high margin, high-fat product as possible but you must also stay competitive in the fluid milk business. Commodity fluid milk keeps stable cash flow and your valuable shelf space in the supermarkets.

When the tankers come in at 4:00 am you want to get a fat content for the accountants and the plant managers. We paid for raw milk on the basis of fat content and weight. The standard fat test method we used was a volumetric test called the Gerber method. We would combine a standard volume of milk with butanol and fairly concentrated sulfuric acid in a Babcock bottle and heat it. We would then spin it in a centrifuge to separate the fat layer from the acidic layer. The fat would rise into the calibrated neck of the flask where we would directly read off the value using a caliper. The butanol helped to clarify the fat layer.

On occasion the plant’s fat budget would get misaligned and milk fat (cream) would have to be tanked in from elsewhere.

The plant produced about 1 million small dairy creamer cups per month that are for a single portion of coffee. The creamer fat % was determined for the batch, not individually. Samples were, however, individually tested for bacteria and taste and taken every 15 minutes.

We produced sour cream using active cultures for fermentation. We packaged sour cream as well as several flavors of potato chip dip. Chip dip is just sour cream flavored with solid spices. It is interesting to note that active bacterial cultures can become infected and die from a virus called a bacteriophage or just “phage“. Having a phage rampaging through your fermentation and packaging operation is a serious problem. You must shut everything down, maybe dispose of your raw materials and the latest product lots, and then hit everything with bleach and scrubbing and then restart with close attention.

We produced whipping cream and half-and-half. The whipping cream was produced as a heavy whip with about 36 % fat. Half-and-half was around 12 % fat. These two products were sold as sterile products meaning that they were, unlike fluid milk, completely free of bacteria. More on that in a bit.

Pasteurization of milk was an important improvement that dramatically improved the shelf-life of dairy products as well as reducing the incidence of milk-borne infection. In times past, milk-born illness was a serious problem. Today it is only greatly attenuated, not eliminated. Milk is an excellent growth medium for microorganisms like bacteria, yeasts and molds. There is water, fats, proteins and sugars. The udders of a cow are low to the ground and back where the manure comes from. Contamination of the udders is a given. Good sanitation from the udders to the consumer must be in place at all times.

Back then, the word was that it took about 2000 bacteria per milliliter to cause an off-flavor. However I cannot verify this.

The trick to milk processing is to avoid contaminating it during manufacture and packaging. Bacteria, yeasts and mold spores are in the air and everywhere else. We assayed for general microbial contamination and specifically for E. coli. The general assay was for the general hygiene of the plant and raw milk. The E. coli testing was used to gauge the microbial contamination from the operators. Humans harbor coliforms naturally in the gut. We live with them in harmony. They crowd out pathogenic bacteria for us and in turn we feed them. However, if our personal hygiene habits are poor, coliforms will show up in the product. The hands are the usual source of contamination. It must be understood that not all coliforms are pathogenic. Occasionally a pathogenic strain shows up and spreads around, making people very sick or worse. Unfortunately, these bad strains are only discovered after people start getting sick. So, as a kind of canary in the coal mine, coliform tests are used to measure the processing hygiene of the process.

The state health department was always very interested in coliform contamination. They would collect dairy products from the supermarket and test them for coliforms. A bad result would immediately cause the heat to be turned up on the plant managers. It was infrequent but taken very seriously. It usually pertained to cottage cheese. Cutting and collecting the curds was a manual operation, though the operators always wore gloves. The health department could embargo a plant’s output from the market for repeat offenses.

In common use is the HTST, High Temperature Short Time, method of pasteurization. HTST involves a short contact time of fluid milk with a moderately “high” temperature surface. This was done in a “press” which was a horizontal stack of alternating plates through which a heat transfer liquid and fluid milk would pass. The plates were compressed with a screw device holding them together under pressure- a press.

Be sure to understand that pasteurization does not equal sterilization. There is pasteurization and there is ultra-pasteurization. The first is an attenuation of the microbial load. The second refers to sterilization from ultra-high temperature, UHT, processing. In the case of American fluid milk, the kind that requires refrigeration, it is attenuated only. It is not sterile. This milk is usually good for 1 week past the expiration date if it has been constantly refrigerated. If it has been warmed to room temperature, then it is good for about 1 day, give or take. When a bacteria culture grows, the population rises slowly for a short time and then ramps into what is called the log phase (logarithmic growth). The population of bacteria grows via binary fission which is exponential growth. This situation leads to spoilage.

Milk and other dairy products that do not require refrigeration have been ultra-pasteurized by UHT. This is a bit delicate because too much contact time could lead to caramelization of the milk. These products should be sterile and an unopened container should have a long shelf-life at room temperature. Once the container is open and exposed to anything external it is subject to microbial growth.

The automated packaging equipment would spray in a small shot of concentrated hydrogen peroxide (~35 %) into the empty packages in an effort to cut down on microbial contamination just prior to the filling stage. Hydrogen peroxide is unstable in milk and decomposes quickly. Unfortunately, some bacteria have catalase which rapidly decomposes hydrogen peroxide into oxygen and water, thereby making them resistant to the sanitizing effect of the peroxide. Some bacteria, like Pseudomonas aeruginosa, are resistant to hydrogen peroxide.

On one occasion we encountered agar plates from a fluid milk sample that became green after the normal incubation. We had never seen this before. I opened a dish and took a whiff. It was fruity smelling. Since I had taken microbiology as an elective as an undergrad (chem major) I was aware that Pseudomonas aeruginosa was famous for its fruity smell, but cultures of it were blue. I performed a catalase test by pouring some hydrogen peroxide on the plate and the peroxide immediately began to fizz- positive result. This was consistent with P. aeruginosa. But why was the plate green? Well, when you have a bacterium that produces blue colonies in a yellow agar medium, you get green. Presto, we identified it. We dumped the lot and cleaned the equipment and never saw it again.

Our ultra-pasteurized products were sampled by taking packaged milk off the packaging line every 20 minutes and putting it into a 90 F hotbox for 48 hours. After the time was up we opened each container and put a sterilized loop into it and inoculated an agar plate. Then the containers were each tasted by the lab tech (me) for any off flavors. Most samples passed both the microbial and the taste testing. Usually there were several in the 4 or 5 milk crates that were bad. I’ve never been a big fan of milk when even it is cold, so this warm milk at the end of its shelf life was no picnic. We would open a carton, take a swig and hold it long enough to pick up the taste, then spit it into the sink, holding back the gag reflex all the while. We tended to do this rapidly to get it over with, but in doing so we would occasionally get a mouthful of sour milk with chunks or just whey. Both would be carbonated and tangy from fermentation and sometimes show stormy fermentation. It was gross and disgusting. Heavy whip that was clean would sometimes be surreptitiously churned into butter by a certain lab tech who was eventually caught and fired. He was handing it out to folks in his church. Management said it was a case of a dairy product of unknown quality leaving the plant. Yeah, Ok.

Hi temperature short time pasteurization. Source- https://newprairiepress.org/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=3212&context=kaesrr

UHT fluid milk stored at room temperature is popular in Europe and a few other countries but not so much in the US. I guess we’re just squeamish about milk here. I know I am.

Our plant also produced cottage cheese. No big mystery here. We filled a rectangular vat with warmed skim milk and added a mixture of weak acids to it. I recall that the curdling acids was a mix of phosphoric and lactic acids. This method was known as “direct set.” After a short time the milk curdled with the white curd floating as a solid mass in the yellowish whey. The operators would use a multibladed knife the cut the curds into cube shaped chunks. Then the whey was discarded into the sanitary sewer and the curds were washed and loaded into a machine for packaging. Most cottage cheese was blended with a salted cream to give it a creamy texture. Some of the curds were packaged as “dry curds”.

For a long time the plant would send the whey from the cottage cheese process down the sanitary sewer. Then one day we were given a very large sewer bill. It had jumped from $2,000 to about $26,000 per month. You could hear a clattering noise from all of the bricks the accountants were shi**ing. The giant invoice was for all of the biological oxygen demand (BOD) that our whey was actually consuming at the sewage treatment plant. The folks at the treatment plant had been noticing that the BOD of the sewage going into the plant had been swinging around but couldn’t figure it out. Then one day they noticed that the problem popped up when they saw cheese curds floating in with the waste. They connected the curds and presented us with a hefty bill for the plant capacity we were consuming by dumping whey down the drain. Soon thereafter we sold the whey to hog farmers. Whey has a few percent of protein content. The farmers were happy but we never heard what the pigs thought.

Finally, we had a juice packaging operation. We produced orange juice and a small portioned flavored beverage that went by some childish name. We bought orange juice concentrate in 55 gallon drums and would just dump it into a mixing vat and dilute it to spec. Easy peasy. It would then go to packaging in the isolated juice room. Same with the other beverage. I think we had more contamination issues with the juice than anything else. The juice was especially prone to going off from yeasts and molds. There was usually gas generated that would bulge the containers. This became a serious shelf-life issue when it happened. Instead of bleach they cleaned the juice room with quaternary ammonium based cleaning agents (“quats”). I think we mistakenly thought that the contamination came from us. It could have been spores riding along with the concentrate. We never tested for that.

We had a large, chilled warehouse held at 38 F for storing product. We also had a cold box at -40 F for warehousing ice cream from another plant. The plant was also a distribution center. The chiller plant used ammonia. When it needed maintenance, it was critical to get a reefer guy who would work on ammonia systems. Not everyone will do this.

I learned a bunch and grew from doing this work. I don’t think I’ll go back though.

Bizarre Food Offerings on Amazon

I just can’t resist passing this along. Amazon is offering some odd food products, like pickled pigs lips and earthworm jerky. The worm jerky producer also offers the Edible Insects Bag of Mixed Edible Bugs. Grasshoppers, Crickets, Silk Worms and Sago Worms as well as Zebra Tarantulas.

Am I being a silly American provincial with uppity, narrow-minded opinions on food? In this case, absolutely! I have a long-standing policy against bugs and internal organs. There is one exception to the bug rule- I do enjoy snow crab legs. These benthic bugs are a delight slathered in melted butter.

Mashed potato process

One way to ruin your mashed potatoes is to boil them and then “mash” them with a food processor. This will disrupt the starch bodies and afford a thick, snotty paste suitable for gluing GOP posters to utility poles.

Here is a nice way to prepare mashed potatoes. While a pot with a quart and a half of water is coming to boil, peel and cube 4 Russett potatoes. Peel and cube a yam and combine the whole mass of cubed tubers into the pot, bring to a low boil and cover.  Yukon Gold potatoes are even better. If you’re feeling less adventuresome, use half a yam. Enjoy a can of Old Chub or a suitable substitute during the process.

After 20 minutes of reflux, test for softness.  The potatoes should still be slightly firm, but not solid.  The yams will disintegrate first if refluxed too long.

Carefully drain the hot water and add a quarter stick of butter and a half cup of milk. Using a hand held mixer or a hand held masher, mash the light orange mixture to the desired consistancy, adding more milk or cream as needed.  Consider what pleasure there might be in a coarse consistancy.

Transfer to a large bowl and nestle a pat of butter in the top. To the mound of potatoes sprinkle a light dusting of Hungarian Paprika and serve. Enjoy.

Thanksgiving Tofurky

This year we tried Tofurky along with turkey for the thanksgiving meal. While my expectations were low, I have to admit that the Tofurky wasn’t quite as nasty as I had imagined. It is a seitan/soy product textured to resemble meat. Truthfully, in texture it resembles a firm bologna or salami lunchmeat. The package recommends that it be sliced thinly.

One plate holds a Tofurky. Can you tell which one it is?

Buried in mashed potatoes and real turkey gravy, the Tofurky was moderately edible. It is hard to say just how thankful the pilgrims might have been if Squanto had brought Tofurky to the feast. I’ll wager that the soiree would have gone badly.

Tuna Salad with Olives

Here is how to make a good tuna salad-

Drain thoroughly 1 large can of tuna packed in water and add two large dollops of Kraft salad dressing (or mayonaise), a spoonfull of pickle relish, and your favorite mustard (to taste).  Take a dozen olives stuffed with pimento and slice them into fifths. Carefully fold the olive slices into the blended tuna mixture.

The olives add a saltiness and a pleasing texture to the tuna salad. Enjoy as a sandwich or on a salad.

The Beano Chronicles

Being a scientist, I am interested in natural phenomena. And, being a gastronaut,  I am naturally keen to explore the distant reaches of the food universe.  Generally my voyages into multidimensional food space are uneventful. But now and then I encounter foodstuffs that push back. Food that does pressure-volume (PV) work on the internals.

Some foods are capable of generating many moles of gas phase product that is appreciably insoluble in the digestive fluids. The result is an inflation of the gastric spaces and prompt notice to the brain of distress.

Fortunately the good folks at Beano have a commercially available product that in my hands or … ahem … elsewhere … makes a dramatic difference in the discomfort level associated with certain legumes. The secret of this wonder of science is alpha galactosidase. When taken before the first bite of PV generating foods, it causes a drastic reduction in the inflation of the large intestine. This enzyme aids in the hydrolysis of troublesome saccharides that are otherwise left to travel from the small to the large intestine where the gut flora go to town.

All the legume eater has to do is to chew 2 or 3 Beano tablets right before the first spoonfull of chili or pintos. In my half dozen live fire beano tests and one frightening control experiment, I have to say that I am a believer. I am grateful and my family is even more grateful.

Science for the betterment of mankind. Ya gotta love it.

Poorer Living from Better Things

I’m not an apologist for the chemical industry. Chemical industry has a checkered past in many ways. The pesticide, petrochemicals, and mining industries have left a deep and abiding foul taste in the mouths of many communities. In a previous era, heavy industry has fouled rivers, lakes, air, and ground water. It has lead to illness, death, and loss of livelihood to many people.

But in the modern era much of this wanton issuance of hazardous industrial material into the air and waters has been halted or greatly diminished. At least for the US, Canada, and the EU. And it is not because industry suddenly found religion. The “regulatory environment” became so compelling a liability cost factor that industry set its mind to engineering plants into compliance. 

I would make the observation that today, the major chemical health issues before us are not quite as much about bulk environmental pollution by waste products. Rather, I would offer that the most important matter may have to do with the chronic exposure of consumers to various levels of manufactured products. High energy density foods, particularly, high fructose corn sweeteners; veterinary antibiotic residues, endocrine disrupters, smoking, highly potent pharmaceuticals, and volatiles from polymers and adhesives to name just a few.

Modern life has come to require the consumption of many things.  A modern nation must have a thriving chemical industry to sustain its need for manufactured materials. It is quite difficult and isolating to live a life free of paint and plastics or diesel and drugs. Choosing paper over plastic at the supermarket requires a difficult calculation of comparative environmental insults. Pulp manufacture vs polymer manufacture- which is the least evil? I don’t know.

Our lives have transitioned from convenience to wretched excess. Our industry has given us an irresistable selection of facile ways to accomplish excess consumption. Individualized portions meter out aliquots of tasty morsels that our cortisol-stressed brains cry out for. These same portions are conveniently dispensed in petroleum- or natural gas-derived packages within packages within packages. These resource depleting disposable nested packages are delivered to our local market in diesel burning behemoths because some pencil-necked cube monkey decided that rotund Americans needed yet one more permutation of high fructose corn syrup saturated, palm oil softened, sodium salt crusted, azo dye pigmented, extruded grain product on Wal-Mart shelves.

Enough already.

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The WordPress Beer Minute

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Two half-decent Utility Beers I’ve run into lately are Samuel Adams Winter Lager and Stella Artois. Both are commendable lagers, best taken with a hearty meal and convivial friends.

Might I recommend a visit to the Stella Artois website? It is rather entertaining and interactive. 

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