Klaatu Berada Nicto

Looks like I may have found the perfect fraternal organization from which I can express my need to contribute to society. E Clampus Vitus, or ECV, even has a chapter here in Colorado- Alferd Packer Chapter 100.

Somehow I managed to miss Imperial Week in San Francisco. I’m told the view of the Death Star above SF was specatular.

Th’ Gaussling was thrilled to discover that the Theremin was used for background music on the original The Day the Earth Stood Still, one of the greatest SciFi movies of all time. You can hear the Theremin in the scene where the robot Gort exits the saucer to rescue Michael Rennie. It has a menacing, other worldly sound. No word if the upcoming remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still with Keanu Reeves uses the Theremin. Seems doubtful.

Bacevich on Consumerism and the Imperial Presidency

While I have been struggling in my usual caveman way to express my frustrations with our national governance, whom should I stumble into but Andrew J. Bacevich, Boston Univ professor of history and international relations, who has been working on this matter for some time. Bacevich has written a book called The Limits of Power: The End of American Exceptionalism.  This exceptionally articulate fellow was recently interviewed by Bill Moyers on public television. 

His thesis comes down to the notion that American demand for consumer goods and credit has resulted in a kind of consumer imperialism. To facilitate this “domestic disfunction” or “crisis of profligacy”, the executive branch has acquired an excessive reach that exists only by the wither and atrophy of congress. By fiat of the executive, and the mumbling consent of a passive congress, our military adventures have distracted Americans from an examination of our continuous and undisclipined consumerism and indebtedness.

GymNastia

It was gratifying to watch the American womens performance in the all around gymnastics round in Beijing. I think China needs a little bit of push back in this area. Congratulations to Liukin and Johnson for their outstanding performances.

Even as the father of a gymnast, I have only the slightest grasp of what it takes to do these things. I fully understand that if I tried gymnastics, I would be on the fast track to quadraplegic status.

Georgia on my mind

I’m glad that the USA is able to scold CCCP Russia for its invasion of Georgia from our lofty position on the moral high ground. I suppose that the irony of our warning to Russia could be discounted as the delerium of a petroleum besotted empire in decline. While it may not be that bad yet, we certainly have been driven by our political leaders to a remote location in the desert and abandoned.

Western Civilization classes of the future will note that the inability of the USA to constructively engage post-communist Russia was perhaps one of the greatest opportunities lost of the 20th Century.

A Plague of Consultants

Just like most heaps of dung have an ad hoc ecosystem of insects living on or in it, many companies seem to have a few consultants buzzing around feeding and laying eggs.  These creatures are attracted to the smell of budget allocations, pending or recent disaster, or the need for highly specialized skills on a temporary basis.

Consultants are almost always highly specialized critters, having highly evolved senses and proboscises for the collection of nectar from deep within the treasury organ of the corporate flower.  It is common for consultants to tap into upper level management having budgetary authority.

The infestation stage of their life cycle can begin in many ways.  Consultants are not often seen unless they are in the feeding stage of their lifecycle. When they are looking for a blood meal, they can descend on the unwary manager and dazzle her/him with their flashy appendages.

The infestation can be deleteriously parasitic or genuinely symbiotic. Some consultants plant themselves on an artery and pull blood until the host expires. I will include law firms in this savage group, since lawyers really are a type of consultant. Not all lawyers will draw down the resources of the host to a dangerous level. Many are able to sustain their relationship indefinitely through the exchange of useful services in exchange for a draw of blood now and then.

A company can become infested in many ways. Executives at trade shows are particularly vulnerable to picking up consultants on their legs as they muck around in the fetid swamp waters of business development. It is important for business development managers and executives to check one another for puncture wounds indicating the implantation of consultant larvae.

Consultants find their host organism in many other ways. Business associations, fraternal organizations, and chambers of commerce are known venues for infestation.

Having a consultant glued to your leg isn’t all negative. There is occasional need for their services. The trick to using a consultant profitably is to define the need very carefully and work with them to develop a structured plan so that their work product is well defined. Resist the temptation to turn over the keys to the company while they do their work. It is important to manage consultants very carefully since they are usually quite expensive. If executed properly, consultants can be quite useful as highly skilled temporary specialists.

Thoughts on Organizations

The management of process development in the chemical indstry is a highly specialized activity requiring skills and experience that crosses many disciplines. Many people doing such work today are practicing in a corporate environment where management structure and support services are already in place. Organization managers have a portfolio of standard operating procedures (SOP’s) and daily operation is a relatively straightforward matter of keeping the ball rolling. Individual work product contributes to a large project where many people and large streams of cash are choreographed to arrive at a well defined goal. Degrees of freedom are frozen out and the dominoes are carefully prealigned to topple to a particular spot.

Process Development Warning: Eventually you may have to shoot the chemist and get on with the project.

(Alright, it’s a joke)

In smaller organizations where individuals have greater personal influence, where money is less certain, and where fewer operational resources may be available, the end state of a technology-push project may be less certain. Choices relating to the details and specification of a product can be changed with greater ease than may be possible in a larger organization with many layers of management.  This is both a benefit and a curse for the small business.

An organization that is not yet ossified with excessive management is one that may have the structural ability to adapt to the business environment with greater ease than one that is “over managed”.  But this is conditional. A small business responding to market pull may have better survivability if it is flexible. A technology push organization that seeks to bring a new product or service to market may actually suffer from too much organizational flexibility.

Smaller organizations have to invent and implement management structure that constrains the dominoes to topple to a defined endpoint. This can be quite difficult for Explorer-Discoverer types to set into action. The key thing for technical people to consider when starting an organization is that placing an organizational person in the founding member group is critical to building management structure from the outset.

Some Dam Photos

If you pay extra while on tour at Hoover Dam, the government will let you walk through a few extra corridors deep inside the dam. Near the end of the tour you can extend your camera outside an air vent from halfway down the structure and take a picture.

View of Hoover Dam from Air vent

View of Hoover Dam from Air vent

A major bridge project is underway that will, when complete, bypass traffic from the dam. Hoover Dam provides a crossing for Hwy 93 from NV to AZ.  The hope is that this thing gets done before NASA lands on the moon again.  The bridge will allow Homeland Security to shut the dam down to traffic and tourism in case bin Laden decides to try out the latest dam buster suicide vests.
Bridge Over Hoover Dam

Bridge Over Hoover Dam