Purchasing- The Dark Side of Business

All sales people have to deal with purchasing people in some way or other.  In the B2B chemical business, where you never really meet the ultimate end user, sales people can be found to populate two levels.  Non-technical and technical.  Non-technical sales people are, in my experience, relatively scarce in the chemical field.  Yes, you do find people with degrees in business doing chemical sales, but without any technical savvy they are at a distinct disadvantage.  Most of the people in chemical sales tend to be technical types of one stripe or another- engineers, technicians, or chemists.

What has always struck me about business is the dramatic differences in culture and operating policies between companies in a given market.  Some companies make it nearly impossible for sales people to contact employees and other companies seem indifferent.  I have noticed that pharma companies are particularly stringent about employees meeting with sales people.  Of course, this may just be an artifact of my sampling experience.

There is a reason, of course, for a company to make it difficult for sales people to contact its staff.  They want their purchasing “professionals” to be present and/or in control during such encounters.  This is not unreasonable.  Some large pharma houses for instance have contracted other companies to do their purchasing for them.  This being the case, uncontained or off-line purchasing may be redundant, uneconomical, or a breach of contract. 

But the other reason for discouraging staff from meeting with sales people is this- purchasing people are skilled in the art of procurement.  They are familiar with company policies regarding suppliers and negotiation.  And, not insignificantly, they tend to be a bit more refractory to the enchanting ways of sales folk. 

A well run purchasing department is a type of profit center.  Not only are they required to get the cheapest and most stable supplier, but they are also tasked with extracting other concessions as well. Other concessions may include custom shipping & packaging details; custom specifications; an agreement to maintain inventory; special price/volume arrangements; or long term pricing agreements. A good purchasing manager is worth their weight in gold.  Over their career a good procurement staff can save a company vast sums of money and secure strateginc reserves of raw materials for competitive advantage. 

I joke about purchasing as the “dark side” because a good purchasing person can be a really tough sell.  They make sales people work hard for their money but in the end everyone is better off because it makes businesses more resilient and competitive.  They raise the bar and, painful as it may be, in the end we all benefit from excellence in business.

An Authentic Life

So, if you live in a major metropolitan area like LA, how do you go about having adventure? Where are the untrodden corners that a person can explore? How does a person go about living an authentic life?  In such places, a person is absolutely surropunded by structure- streets, neighborhoods, commerical districts, underground infrastructure, zoning, civil law, criminal law, home owners associations, etc. You can’t dig a hole without doing a utility check. The airspace overhead is a codified layercake governed by the Federal Aviation Regulations.  Every aspect of life is structured. 

Even recreation is highly engineered in every way. I’m presently at DisneyLand. Every sound, texture, taste, smell, and view has been thoughtfully engineered for some specified effect. DisneyLand is a confederation of attractions held together by the glue of merchandising. In fact, virtually every form of recreation in SoCal (except the beach) has been contrived to give some kind of virtual experience. 

The effect of show business can be seen and heard in many ways here.  You can hear it in the way people speak, the cadences and the mannerisms are part of the Hollywood schtick.  It has permeated all of the surrounding space.  Show business remains what it was a hundred years ago, but with the raster scan of electronic immediacy.  It is still the rattling of a stick in a bucket of swill. The promise of titillating wonders and thrills. I’m hooked.

Whereupon Gaussling spoke in allegory

After a deep but unrestful slumber, I awoke to find myself in a dark wood. I cannot account for exactly how I came to be in this gloomy place. It is a hard thing to grasp even now.  As I look back to that dark encampment, my heart quickens at the knowledge of what is to follow.  

After many hours of climbing through the dense thicket, I chanced upon a path that lead through the gloom to a valley whose hilltops glistened in the morning sunlight.  As I trod over a small hillock to the opening of the valley, I spotted a jackal some distance ahead in the path before me.  I stopped to rest for a while and ponder the situation. As I rested, the fearful animal disappeared into the tall grass of the glade.  Having lost some of my weariness, I again took to the sinuous path in the direction of the now rising sun.

The day wore on and the shadows retreated to their origin under the noonday sun. I began to notice large, flat field stones along the path.  As I continued my journey, they became greater in number and were festooned with a great many lichen encrusted runes. The stones were partially buried and had evidently been organized at some time in the distant past.  I am familiar with many styles of writing and symbols, but these marks were decidedly odd. Not only were they unfamiliar, but they were chisled by a hand accustomed to a wholly different way of using language.  I found one particularly large stone with a great many markings on it.  As I looked at the marks, I stepped around it to view the runes from different directions, trying to ascertain some form of structure and syntax.

What could these stones represent? After some time, I began to note that certain markings were found elsewhere, though in different combinations. Perhaps through inattention I wandered from the path for some distance into the glade.  Finally, shaken from the enchantment of these stones I tried to regain my bearings. I struck off in the direction of a nearby col in the mountains, hoping to intercept the path by sundown. 

As I broke a trail through the high grass a moving shape caught my attention.  It was on the left side of my view and may have only been a bird taking flight from a shrub. I had nearly forgotten about the curious animal I spotted earlier in the day, so the movement startled me.  Was it a shy visitor or a predator? Trying to take my mind off this unpleasant topic, my mind returned to the runes. What could they be saying?

[With apologies to Dante Alighieri- Th’ Gaussling]

Flying Links

While I try not to operate this blog like a directory, on occasion there are links so compelling that I just have to do it.  The blog Growabrain always has great links and that was my entry point into these links. 

Apparently, someone much braver than I flew their airplane through a hole or gap in a mountain ridge. Check it out. Must be a homebuilt and must have been a calm day.  A bit of wind shear on either side of this could have ruined his/her entire day. 

In another video, a Swiss pilot flys a jet fighter through the Swiss Alps.  Pretty impressive. At about the 3 minute mark he flys up the Matterhorn.  Amazing.  This is quite skillful flying.  Any hiccup in the powerplant and you’re on the ground straight away in flaming, crumpled aluminum.

Finally, if you are not compelled to strap a single engine delta wing fighter to your backside after viewing this one, then quite possibly you are dead. Consult your physician.

Bloggenvolk Chicago ACS Meeting

A group photo at the Chicago ACS meeting.  That would be fun and blessedly easy.  If bloggenvolk want to linger and talk, they could do that. (If you haven’t been to the Art Institute, I heartily advise a visit.)  It’ll be Chicago in March, so that means outdoors may be nasty.  We just need someone to shoot the photo and post it somewhere on the web. 

What about monday noon, at the convention center, in the entrance near that rotating product literature carosel they always have? Any takers?? C’mon.  Be a sport! I’ll be wearing a badge that says “Gaussling”. 

Cold War II

In case you were sleeping, the Bush administration has looked up from its reassembly of Humpty Dumpty in the middle east and noticed, in apparent dismay, that relations with Russia and South America have fallen apart.  Golly Batman, how could it have happened?

That fountain of truth, Pravda, has been faithfully grinding out their grievances in regard to US insolence around the world.  Now that Russia has extinguished most of its free press, they can focus on a more coherent message.

Perhaps someone can set me straight.  The Soviet Union implodes in the early 1990’s. Arguably the most notable political event of the latter 20th century. Russia experiments with market economics. Yeltsin leaves. KGB veteran Vlad Putin takes power. Some oligarchs go to prison. Bad time in Chechnya. Journalists are assassinated. Dissassembly of what went for a free press happens.  Polonium murder of Litvenenko.  Putin initiates dispeptic criticism of US policy in general, and US plans for missile placement in former eastern bloc real estate in particular.  US awakened from desert trance to find that Russia is pissed.

Perhaps if the Dobson krewe in Colorado Springs were more interested in Russian politics they might have directed Cheney to pay more attention.  Wow. Did I say that? That was really cynical.

Bloggenvolk

It would could be fun to meet other bloggers at the ACS meeting in Chicago.  Eventually we’re going to have to have some kind of official (ACS sanctioned) function where bloggers can get together at these meetings.  We’re all driven to write about chemistry in one way or other and I’d say, for the most part, we’re all smitten with this science.  Chemistry bloggers are science writers.  We write because we are driven to do it.

It would have to be done in a way that is not threatening to anyone.  Basically we’re all anonymous writers.  I suppose that fact could be viewed as kind of creepy in some way- I don’t want to run into some wacko either.  But wouldn’t it be fun to sit with other bloggenvolk at the convention hall and chat?  I think it could be lots of fun. The pseudonym stuff wears thin. 

Eventually it’ll happen. This mode of communication isn’t going to disappear anytime soon.

Active Denial System- RF Radiation Weapons

It appears that some of our clever friends and neighbors at the local military/industrial complex have been busy designing millimeter-wave radio frequency weapons.  Last year the DoD announced the development of a new form of weapon billed as non-lethal to fill the “gap between shoot and shout”.  The device consists of a powerful rf source and what must be a fairly narrow beamwidth antenna for illuminating unruly people.  The website includes video clips of test subjects and their descriptions of what it feels like to be on the receiving end of this radiation weapon. 

I refer to it as a radiation weapon because that is precisely what it is.  Millimeter wave radiation is directed at a person or a crowd and in short order the recipients in the beam feel their skin temperature rise to discomfort. Whether it truly raises skin temperature or the sensation is an artifact of surface electrical currents in the skin is unclear. The fact is that it can cause instantaneous discomfort and anxiety about burning to a crisp.  Obviously, the purpose is to discourage aggressive behaviour in individuals or of crowds and do so in a non-lethal manner. 

So, really, what is wrong with this?  In a sense it is like a shock collar on a dog.  An occasional burst of juice causes the unruly dog to suspend the offensive behaviour.  The dog learns the lesson and is not physically harmed by it. 

I’ll admit to being quite uncomfortable with this “technology”.  The potential for abuse and exploitation is staggering.  If a short burst of rf energy will cause people to scatter or desist their behaviours, what will a long exposure do?  And, just what happens to someone on prolonged exposure?

What is the difference between negative reinforcement and torture?  Is it the difference between a 5 second exposure and 60 seconds?  And, when will a tin-pot dictator acquire this capability now that we have proudly trotted ours out?  Whereas ours will have controls for non-lethal operation, would a terror group or arms merchant bother to have safety protocols to guard against overexposure? Maybe a stripped down version absent interlocks will be the weapon of choice among African dictatorships.

How long will it take for civilian units to come on stream? What US city will be the first to acquire one of these things for crowd control and when?  LA?  DC?  NYC?? 2015? 2020?  Pretty soon every SWAT commander will be clamoring for one “just in case”.  Whose march on the Capital Mall in DC will trigger the first use of such a device on civilians? 

Can the energy be reflected back to the source or in some other direction?  Is a metal trash can lid or aluminized mylar blanket an effective countermeasure?  Maybe we’ll see rock throwing 12 year olds in Gaza with a stone in one hand and a trash can lid in the other after its inevitable introduction in the middle east.

Microwave/millimeter technology is ubiquitous.  No nuclear materials. No ammunition.  Just a powerful rf source and an antenna. No doubt arms merchants are already lining up buyers for this weapon of mass agony.

What a lamentable development for mankind.  Our ability and willingness to commit violence from a distance is one of our greatest downfalls.

Tvashtar’s Plume

While we ground pounders were conducting our tedious lives deep in earths gravity well, the Pluto-Kuiper Belt probe “New Horizons” made it’s closest approach to Jupiter on Wednesday, 28 February, 2007. Swinging past this enormous ball of gas for a gravity assist, the probe trained its LORRI imager on the moon Io and caught an amazing picture. The photo shows the volcano Tvashtar ejecting a plume 290 km from the surface.  On the left one can also see a plume of ejecta from the volcano Prometheus.