I heard a joke from a Russian friend years ago. It goes like this-

A farmer was standing by a fence along his property. Suddenly God appeared before him. God said “Yuri, you have been a good man during your life. As a reward, I’m going to grant you one wish. But you must know that I will grant the same wish to your neighbor.” The farmer thought about it for a moment and said “kill my cow.”

Know anybody like this?