Pultroon College in Guapo, Arizona, situated in the beautiful Nitpiq Valley, is seeking to fill two high level postions. Position A1301– The college is accepting curriculum vitae from exceptional candidates for the position of Dean of Entertainment Arts and Sciences. The College is seeking senior level applicants with experience in catering and screenplay writing. While accomplished sitcom writers are encouraged to apply, preference will be given to writers of action/adventure feature length films. Coen Brothers experience is considered a plus. Position R2139– An exceptional candidate is sought to fill the position of Hector Shushmann Professor of Docent and Concessionaire Studies. This Chair is endowed by the Juju Family Foundation. The successful candidate is expected to carry out an aggressive research and recruitment program in any of the following areas: advanced concessions studies; soda fountain technology; advanced Usher and Ticket studies; or theater seating design. The application period closes December 1, 2008. Pultroon College is an Equal Discrimination Employer. Persons of gender are especially encouraged to apply: http://www.pultroon.org.
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Lamentations on Chemistry 
Gauss,
Get yourself to a bank and get some cash, ASAP!
Your friend -the apocalypse
All America has remaining is confluences of overwhelming ignorance with overweening arrogance, plus stripper poles. The Dow is down 777 points – the greatest point drop in history until tomorrow. Good. If they want to save their singular and collective asses they most help the congenitally unimportant not the conveniently criminal. Congress is crushed under mountains of telephone calls and e-mails saying “NO BAILOUT!” There is an election upon us. Bush the Lesser is the worst President ever, backward and forward in time.
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out? Test of faith! One eagerly awaits the Oval Office chimp on TV flinging dung as presumptive VP Clueless and presumptive VP Moose Jewel spit past each other later in the week. Bush the Lesser did not deliver to Skull and Bones, the Trilateral Commission, and all the powerful others who greased his skids over the decades. Such friendships stop at the wallet level.
Academia is a wonderful place to be right now. The young are in great abundance and are very tasty.
Civilization now has too much inertia to collapse into a heap of plastic rubble. We won’t resort to cannabalism, but a few of us may start an underground movement for secession of the western states. The Western United States of America- WUSA. We’ll split it along the Mississippi… Oops. That would include Texas. Nevermind.
As if TEXANS would be stupid enough to join up with states like California and Colorado- if fact cut those two plus Washington & Oregon and you might get a reasonable place…