I’ve been too busy inserting Mg into R-X bonds to pay attention to the www. The DSC is on the fritz and the ethernet is playing games with my TGA. I need to run an FTNMR and a GCMS of my cpd ASAP. Luckily the HPLC is still spewing out results. I treated my headache with NSAID’s but my ADD is flaring up. The Jeep is in the shop, DOA, and I’m PO’d. I need to gin up a procedure for the ARC and RC-1 tests. And, worst of all, I’m out of concentrated givashit. SSDD.
So there.
Lamentations on Chemistry 
Hey is this from that show on Comedy Central? Pretty funny.
The Officially safest of all OTC bulk pharma, acetaminophen, is well known for its considerable liver and kidney toxicities (through its N-acetylquinonimine catabolic intermediate). Rejoice! It is now combined with an Official carcinogen to make it safer, er, new and improved.
Start with acetaminophen. Make its acetamido group a glycylamido instead, with a free terminal -NH2.. Hydrolyze saccharine. Make the 4-sulfonamidoglycylamidophenol. Sweet! The free saccahrine carboxyl group ionizes to provide water solubilty. We eagerly anticipate a patent frenzy as every amino acid and analogue plus their stereoisosmers are thrown into the slop trough.
WTF?
Mg in da DSC doin it wit da TGA
Rapper G be POd his wheels be dead
Gin-in-it down fo da RC-1,
Rapper G be da numba one.