What do farmers think of crop circles? Isn’t it just … vandalism? Is there such a thing as crop circle insurance?
Many of the fellows who boarded the three ships at Griffins Wharf and pulled off the Boston Tea Party were disguised as Mohawk Indians. How patriotic or heroic is it to destroy property and attempt to blame others for the deed?
When Rand Paul implodes alone in the forest, will he make a sound?
Lamentations on Chemistry 
1) If it happens in a corn field, then you could run a corn maze. Those guys make a ton of money here in Minnesota and still get to harvest most of the field.
2) False flag operations are as old as mankind. History is written by the winners.
3) I predict creation of a self-sustaining fusion reaction from the implosion which will eat it’s way to through the center of the earth to China.
Item 2 is certainly true.
1) Crop circle are not made by people. I know this because I got my *implant* in one.
2) It is only patriot if it is against terrorists, duh (or the Russians, during the Cold War).
3) No, but we all feel a disturbance in the force.
I’ve heard that those implants can become infected.
Is there such a thing as crop circle insurance? A few well-trained Dobermans; a 30-06 and a large motorized soil auger (or hog trough).
How patriotic or heroic is it to destroy property and attempt to blame others for the deed? No problem – Reichstag; Gulf of Tonkin; Waco, Ruby Rdige, OK City; Iraq; airport warrentless search and seizure.
When Rand Paul implodes alone in the forest, will he make a sound? It is incompetent fascists, corporatists, and double-digit IQ christ-besotted hind gut fermenters against bleeding heart Liberals, welfare pimps, Enviro-whiners, feminazis, and Queer Nation. Choose wisely.
Sometimes tolerences average – that’s freedom. Sometimes tolerences add – that’s management. If we don’t change direction very soon, we’ll end up where we’re going.
Jeepers. Sounds like somebody is a Rand Paul supporter.
Uncle Al is a Fascist Libertarian – minimum government, then good and hard. Ophthalmologist Rand Paul is a Republican Party coloboma. Sarah Palin is a boob job,
If we were only doomed, that would not be so bad. We’re damned.