Staarkrakken Institute to Change the Standard Taper Joint

Guapo, Arizona.  10/1/10.  The Staarkrakken Institute at Pultroon University in cooperation with ThermoFissure Corporation have announced the development of a new ground glass joint standard for the 21st century. The laboratory glassware joints to be retired initially are the 14/20, 24/40, and 29/42 joints. The taper angle will be raised by 1.8 degrees on all subsequent designs. Ball joint design standards will change as well. Look for ball joint standards to change in early 2014.  Additionally, the outside diameter of the joint will be increased, so Keck clips will also undergo a redesign.

This change is the result of years of marketing studies designed to determine how satisfied chemists were with the familiar standard taper joint. Market researchers found that customers rarely had strong opinions about their familiar standard taper joints or simply expressed “boredom” with the topic. So, in an effort to stimulate fresh demand, executives from ThermoFissure Corporation approached the Staarkrakken Institute for design studies that would lead to stimulated sales of lab glassware.

Olaf Staarkrakken, Director of the Staarkrakken Institute and grandson of founder Nels Staarkrakken, commented “this is the right time for change in the worlds laboratories. We believe that this upgrade in glassware will strengthen joints everywhere. The time is now and we’re proud to lead the way.”

Robert “Stone” Hanusly, Director of Sales and Marketing at ThermoFissure, announced the arrival of the Fissure brand of laboratory glassware using the new standard taper joints. Hanusly added that the Fissure brand is expected to be a big hit among R&D workers and that they have built up their inventory of Fissure glassware in anticipation of high demand. Mr. Hanusly commented that a wide array of adapters will be available.

2 thoughts on “Staarkrakken Institute to Change the Standard Taper Joint

  1. Dr. Smalls

    Thats not funny. Even thought the odds of me ever setting foot in the lab again as asymptotically approaching 0, I still find the thought of altering the humble joint to be as close to chemical sacrilege as I can imagine.

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  2. Uncle Al

    HHS/EPA/OSHA already has a Standard Taper CFR filing published to prevent chemical spills and protect workers from harm. All ST joints must be sawn off and reattached inverted. This prevents inadvertant separative decoupling, especially in meth lab pre-school instruction venues. All existing equipment must be retrofit by 01 April 2012.

    As with all CFR filings that assume full prosecutorial and confiscatorial force of law, the standard 90-day pre-enforcement protest period is currently active. A demand for review via Registered letter sent to the appropriate agent must be received by 0900 hrs UT 04 October 2010 after delivery by the US Postal service.

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