Saw Apollo 18 at the cineplex last night. It is filmed in a rough documentary style with “recovered” footage. My recommendation? It’s worth seeing on a big screen. Probably not a good date flick, though. But that depends on your date.
While at a brew pub in Denver Friday night, I was summoned to a table of 20-something ladies who were obviously celebrating a girls-night-out before a wedding. The bride-to-be, decorated with a pink faux veil, gestured for me to come answer a question. I walked over and bent down to hear her. It was then that she looked me in the eye and asked a question that most fellows rarely ever hear: “Can I pat your booty?” she said. I looked at the table of a dozen well coiffed lovelies watching me for some sign of a reaction. The guest of honor had a list of items in her hand that she needed to check off. Seeing this, and noting the urgency with which she needed to complete the task, I grinned and “relented”. At least she asked first. So I stood up, turned around and bent over a few degrees in supplication, and received the pat. With my brief role completed, I turned back around and bid them a farewell. Moments later I found my dinner party and sat down with them, satisfied that I had just participated in an important cultural rite of passage. Hours later the wife unit assured me that this happened only because I appeared harmless. So it goes.

Apollo 18 = Blair Witch Project in Space