Karl Rove has a new job. The hours are long, but costumes are provided.
Astronauts caught in the act. It’s not widely known that the Pope visited the ISS a few years ago. Of course, they need fresh produce in space to maintain regularity- Yes! We have no bananas! This kind of sloppiness is so unprofessional.
The Army is having to dig deeper to find recruits.
Lamentations on Chemistry 
“The site you requested is blocked under the following categories: Tasteless/Gross” Our IT department is just like TSA: paranoid and utterly useless.
The bananas must be bland to be tasteless, huh?
Sorry John. Can you link to it from home? It is just a picture of the space shuttle with a load of bananas. Well, the bananas have been under vacuum for some time…