Memo to Bill Gates

To:  Mr. Bill Gates, Microsoft

Re: Vista

Dear Mr. Gates,

Please set aside an afternoon next week to visit with Th’ Gaussling regarding the new Vista operating system. Also, please bring along a cheque for $150.00 as compensation for brain damage associated with Word document compatibility problems with XP. Oh, we’ll need 2 forms of ID.

Golly, Mr. Wizard.  As planned obsolescence schemes go, this one is a whopper. It’s an upgrade storm that will eventually rain on everyone.  You Microsoft guys are really clever.

Kindest regards,

Th’ Gaussling

10 thoughts on “Memo to Bill Gates

  1. gaussling Post author

    Hi Bill,

    Using sneakernet (flash memory), I transferred a Word document from Office 2007/Vista to Word in XP. When I tried to open the Word 2007 document in XP, the application was not recognized because of the .docx extension. When I opened from Word, the Office 2007 Word 7 page document gave 143 pages of gibberish.

    The link was somewhat useful but not comprehensive. I’m going to have to dive into the deep end on this one.

    Cheers,

    Th’ Gaussling

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  2. Uncle Al

    We should all march shoulder to shoulder upon Redmond, storm the Microcrap barricades, rip out every one of the 50,000 Linux installs, and substitute Vista. Give it to those bastards good and hard.

    Uncle Al has a number crunching app that runs for weeks at a time. C++ source code compiled for WinXP (hard drive boot) and Linux (Knoppix, DvD boot). Run in Linux, in the same hardware, it runs 40% faster than in WinXP. 40% faster in Linux! Hello…

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  3. Uncle Al

    Grow a suitable chiral crystal volume. Trim to a solid sphere of given radius. Calculate the moments of inertia of the sphere atom by atom. Calculate the normalized parity divergence, CHI. Repeat with a slightly larger radius. Do it 60-100,000 times. It gets kinda tough around 10^16 atoms. The slope should be -2, the intercept is the diagnostic. Smaller is better. That’s not noise – those are real fluctuations.


    quartz, 9 atoms

    benzil; not including hydrogens, 48 atoms

    Calculation time varies as the number of atoms in the unit cell and the radius^2. Around four hrs/pont a PC becomes mostly worthless. Quartz ate 500 hrs in 16 Opterons plus 250 hrs in 168 Xeons and more – about 80,000 CPU-hrs total.. We’d like to do full benzil, 78 atoms/unit cell.

    If any volunteer speaks C++ and Sun Solaris 10, we need you. 60,000 Opteron grid CPU-hrs are available gratis, but none of my folks speak Solaris 10 or parallel grid computation.

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  4. Vincent

    Mr Gates claims he doesn’t have enough workers on tech visas to churn out a high enough quality product. Given they are awash in cash and a monopoly to boot perhaps his recent comments on American inferiority are to be given some merit.

    Or maybe Microsoft is like a long in tooth blind stripper have drunk on yester-years accomplishments.

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